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  • amaran18
    08-13 04:30 PM
    First of all, Congrats !!

    You should talk to a lawyer to get this clarified.





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  • pappu
    06-12 04:09 PM
    This meeting is very important especially in light of recent remarks from Sen. Harry Reid. We have to find out more information on the background discussions on this. There is a possibility that either Administration is serious about it and wants to give time for people to come with a consensus or this delay may cost us this year's CIR.





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  • gc_wow
    08-02 11:13 PM
    It looks like Mr.Obama is Changing the wrong thing, Immigration policy badly needs an update, he needs to fix that first, cool aid wont help.If the roof is broken you need to fix roof, that should be the priority, instead painting neighbours door and putting christmas lights in summer will not fix the problem. Harvard should take his degree back.





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  • chehuan
    01-18 10:12 AM
    My h1 started in 2009 October which means I have 4 years and 9 months more of h1 left with me
    Do you think moving to a new company should be a better idea?
    considering the fact that my application would be rejected eventually?
    any new company would also take a year to start my application and would mostly take 6 months to get a new job! effectively I would have 3 years of h1 cycle 2 for the new one
    should i just wait and see if i get audited and if I do just move to a new place?
    What would be my best bet?
    -chehuan



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  • deecha
    08-03 09:59 AM
    As per my understanding you can get a 3 year extension if :

    a) Your I-140 has been approved
    b) Your PD is not current

    If your PD is current and you have filed for your AOS (i-485), then you can get only 1 year extensions of the H1B till you get your green card.

    Someone, please correct me if I am wrong or if there's not enough clarity in my answers.





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  • paisa
    07-24 03:59 PM
    Hello Guys,
    My attorney send I485,AP, EAD application to USCIS with my present passport. This passport expires on August 08, 2007. Will there be any problems for this? Please let me know. Thanks......
    No issues here my lawyers at Fragomen told me the same my passpory was expiring Aug 3rd 2007 infact I had my passport renewed when they were to send my 485 application. My lawyer said 485 has nothing to do with passport so no worries.



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  • gc_on_demand
    05-28 02:58 PM
    I think this is system account which go and read blogs from different sites. No body reads your comment. Please donot waste time on those system automated message.





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  • mkrisa
    08-11 10:16 AM
    [QUOTE=sush;136161]EAD is based on pending I-485 and for filing 485, you just need 140 received. So you are OK. My uunderstanding is you can also use AC21 portability after 180 days to change employers as long as your employer doesn't revoke your I-140. So there is that risk with I-140 not approved.

    If I continue to be on my H-1B status after filing for I-140,I-485, EAD and I-131 concurrently, can my spouse who is currently on a H-4 Visa opt for her EAD after 90 days of filing these forms? If the answer to that question is an yes, is there any limitation in the kind of jobs she can do?

    Also, what happens to her status if the I-140 application or I-485 application gets declined? Can she jump back to H-4 or does it require her to go to her home country for re-stamping? Do you see any potential issues in having her H4 visa re-stampped as she initiallay came to this country as a dependent and then later she used her EAD to work in USA.



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  • ksrk
    02-13 04:36 AM
    Dilip,
    In all your comments, you said nothing of your PD or EB category or your country of birth for that matter. It is difficult for anyone to quell your anxiety without that information. Check with your (or any) immigration attorney for a more substantial answer.

    The bottom line is that a visa number should be available when it comes time to adjudicate your case, meaning that your PD should be current at the time the officer picks up your case AND a visa number available for him/her to assign to you (and your dependents, if you have any).

    Else, the I-485 processing date means nothing, as has been stated by other members earlier. Yes, retrogression sucks!





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  • pcs
    07-02 03:16 PM
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  • lazycis
    10-11 02:49 PM
    If H1/ H4 is still valid, you can revalidate H1/H4 if you leave the country, get a new visa and re-enter. S/he needs to do that no later than 180 days after I-485 denial. S/he is out of status starting from the denial of I-485.





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  • ys2jax
    07-14 09:38 AM
    i thought india EB quota had a hard constraint of 7% but 17000 seems to be much higher than that out of the total 140K, can somebody explain



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  • rajivkumarverma
    10-16 08:49 PM
    Rajiv,

    Did you LC mention the requirements for your job. Unless it emphasized that a Masters was needed for your job profile on an LC, I140 will be denied. File an MTR right away along with a new I140 uner EB3. Beleive in god and ur priority dates will remain the same as they were. Make sure that the new I140 under EB3 matches your LC.

    Good Luck

    Ashish!

    Thanks
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    I think labour gets expired in 6 months





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  • lazycis
    01-15 11:15 AM
    Finally, I found it in the federal regulations. So it's the federal law.

    20 CFR Ch. V. � 655.731
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    except that the deduction may not recoup a business expense(s) of the employer (including attorney fees and other costs connected to the performance of H–1B program functions which are required to be performed by the employer, e.g., preparation and filing of LCA and H–1B petition);



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  • Macaca
    07-09 10:02 AM
    I was watching FOX News this afternoon around 3:00 pm EST and they talked about a Polish Lady sueing the USCIS. Her lawyer was on the show and he talked about the issue.

    The host then talked to a Congress man (i think it was Tom Tancredo and he said that the US is bringing in a way too many immigrants and the US should stop it for a few years). When asked if the woman was wronged he rephrased the word wrong by "was caused inconvenience".

    Anyways, the lady's lawyer hit the nail on the head. When asked if she was sueing to get a green card. Her lawyer said no. He said his client was sueing for financial damages and also for allowing her to submit her application as submitting the application has benefits.
    The pole (like us) is in the country. US will not stop bringining in immigrants by not allowing her to submit her AOS application. By not allowing her to submit her AOS, US is ONLY delaying her GC.





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  • starlite
    07-21 11:33 AM
    As long as you never out of status from the last time you reenter US (Aug 97) you should be OK and should submit your I485

    Thank you katrina for your response.
    My fear is that if I have an interview, I would fall to pieces and get so nervous to answer questions.
    I also wonder if my entries from 1986 will show up when they check the records.



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  • McLuvin
    08-03 12:18 PM
    Long ago received this mail from pnp office
    AINP US Visa Holder Category Applicants

    Priority processing will be given to those who have a job offer from an Alberta Employer.

    If you have a job offer from an Alberta employer send us a copy of the offer along with the job description. Click here

    A job offer can be your contract or letter of employment from an Alberta employer. The job offer must be in a field related to your current occupation in the US. The document must be on the official letterhead of the Alberta employer you will be working for.

    Download our Websites for Alberta Job Seekers document to assist you in finding a job in Alberta.

    Few days ago Again i got one mail like below

    RECEIPT OF ALBERTA IMMIGRANT NOMINEE PROGRAM (AINP) APPLICATION



    Candidate Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Candidate File Number: xxxx-xx-xxxx


    Thank you for applying to the Alberta Immigrant Nominee Program (AINP). This is to confirm receipt of the AINP application for the abovementioned on July 31, 2009. Please visit Alberta, Canada - Immigration : Processing times (http://www.albertacanada.com/immigration/immigrate/processingtimes.html) for our most current processing times.

    During our assessment, an applicant or their authorized representative will only be contacted by our office if we require additional information. Please do not call to inquire about the status of the application as this will increase our processing times. If you wish to add information to the application, or change information already submitted, you may mail or fax the information to:

    Alberta Immigrant Nominee Program
    Suite 940 , Telus Plaza North Tower
    10025 Jasper Avenue
    Edmonton , Alberta T5J 1S6 Canada

    Fax: (780) 427-6560

    can some one help me whether i am in or not?
    KumKum,

    You are in.... dont worry...

    There are a lot of people who have been waiting/praying to see the file number email... The one which you recieved a few days ago...

    Take a vacation and come back after 4 months... thats what Alberta says :)

    BR,
    Karthik





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  • hopelessGC
    08-18 10:19 AM
    This is actually a very important matter for you; my best advise would be to contact a good attorney and get the advise. You do not want to put your GC in jeopardy based on opinion from other people who may have incomplete information.
    Just my opinion.
    Good Luck.

    I second that.





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  • crystal
    10-06 01:03 PM
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    c. Once OPT EAD expires would the switch to AOS EAD be automatic or Is there a process to switch to AOS EAD?

    >>You need to fill new I-9 form

    If any one has info, please share.





    h1techSlave
    02-02 10:35 AM
    we must always have a current and valid AP even if we have no plans of travel.

    Last year we were thinking that "1) I'm not planning on going anywhere after / atleast for a year.". Then one of our parents had an accident and we could not go, because there was no valid AP.

    I guess, we can not take any chance on AP or EAD. Apply prior to the 120th day of expiry.

    Thanks MC thats a valid Point.

    There are 2 reasons that I thought of for not applying / renewing.

    1) I'm not planning on going anywhere after / atleast for a year.

    2) My wife's AP filed last year took Six months to get approved and what happens if you fly out while your AP is pending / sent for renewal. I read in this forum, not fly out, while you AP is pending.

    Appreciate your time.

    Regards
    Karthik





    senthil1
    04-08 02:15 AM
    I think all the issue will be resolved if number 5 is done. No need for H1 extension, and even there is a in efficiency in USCIS you can get gc within 3 years if they double or triple EB quota. So no need to meet President just meet Congressmen and try pressing them to increase EB quota.

    Can we get an appointment with the President and explain the problems faced by EB immigrants....

    1. Travel restrictions (no travel during H1 extension etc..)
    2. Driver license issues
    3. Wasted Visa numbers
    4. Inefficiency of USCIS
    5. Need to increase EB quota

    I know that law makers should make these changes, but President has a strong voice and if he hears our pathetic position, he may do something, just a hope :rolleyes:



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